Just like it sounds –
It’s a guard for your nards. And ladies,
you got nards too. Don’t get nardly,
wrap one of these buggers around your stem to protect your junk if you get a
little too much unexpected forward momentum.
Some of you might be thinking, “Oh, but I don’t have any unexpected
momentum in any direction.” Shut
up. You might need a Nard Guard just to
protect yourself from your friends hecklin’ your nards over how “good” you
think you are.